Previously on SW Theatre...a mysteriously little troll by the name a "Mini-Gouki" appeared. He made a fool out of Kazuki, because Mini-Gouki deceived him into a false pursuit. Genjuro was killed while the real Gouki remained. Now Kazuki has returned to find that Genjuro is gone without a trace and that there are TWO Gouki's! How exciting!
Get your cameras ready, the Goukis are doing their OH SO famous "39 second pose"! Meanwhile Kazuki retreats because they are not looking.
What the hell is right! Could it be!?! The famous duo, Ryu and Ken? Yes!!! It is REALLY them. And we are FORTUNATE enough to witness their OH SO famous "Double Shinkuu-Hadouken". If they are affiliated with Kazuki there is no way that they can lose. But where were they when Genjuro was severly injured? The Goukis don't stand a chance anyway. They have already been BLASTED!
I bet the Goukis hadn't bargained on that. As is Ryu and Ken unleashing their DEVASTATING attack, Kazuki appears out of thin air with a MENACING overhead axlehandle smash attack! The Goukis are being overwhelmed. How could such a little guy be so vulgar? He called them "B*****S!", personally folks I dont think they will be very appreciative of that.
Mini-Gouki is dazed, so the other Gouki is left to fend for himself! Ryu, Ken, and Kazuki are mercilessly attack Gouki with ALMOST everything they've got! Will he survive!?!
OUCH! That's gotta hurt, he got MANGLED!!! The trio was TOO MUCH for him. That HYPER COMBO FINISH completely wiped Gouki out. Now Mini-Gouki is all alone, what will he do? The trio is quite intimmidating. Just look at how Kazuki stands on Gouki's carcass. Ken and Ryu are poised and ready for action.
Uh-oh! Folks I have never witnessed this move before but the cue card says "The Super Stupendous Sensational and Venomous Double Shoryuken Attack"...uh...okay. OMG! It's the "SUPER SPECIAL STUPENDOUS SENSATIONAL AND VENOMOUS ULTRA MEGA MIRACULOUS DOUBLE SHORYUKEN ATTACK!" ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!!! Where do I get this stuff!?! He's going, going, going, gone!!!
Folks, I have late breaking news. Our satellites seemed to have identified an aimlessly wandering object in space. Apparently, it is Mini-Gouki. He should be choking to death anytime now folks, don't be impatient just hold on.
OMG! WTF!?! Is that a life sized cut out of "Dan"? The only thing worse than that could be the real "Dan". OMG! It is, and he's making a cameo appearance babbling on about nothing. This is a punishment far worse than fighting 8 GOUKIs! What will the trio do? They already seem to have a tactic in place. The good ol' "If we don't see him, then he's not there" routine works everytime! They must really be master strategists! Ken has a celebration in mind to top off their victory, however it would be much MORE enjoyable without Dan. Kazuki still can't believe that Mini-Gouki was shot straight into space. Absolutely AMAZING!!!
Ken light heartedly horses around as Kazuki gets in a good laugh. Meanwhile, the spirit of Genjuro explains how his confrontation with Jubei came to be.
Well folks, you have all been such a good group. We are now accepting questions from the audience.
Spectator X- "Hey, where did you get the concept of Mini-Gouki? And why was he shot into space?"
DarkVegito- Well that's a good question, it was really an original concept. He was such a little guy so figured that it wouldn't be very hard, so "why not?" I wouldn't be surprised if someone in the United States stole our idea and used it in a movie. Just imagine it.
Spectator Y- "Hey why weren't there any chicks in the skit?"
DarkVegito- Yet another good question. It had never crossed my mind. Next time, we will definitely have some females in our skit. They will be respectable, damn you feminist groups!
Spectator F- "What's wrong with feminist groups?"
DarkVegito- ::hears crickets:: DarkVegito- No more questions?
Spectator F- "But..."
DarkVegito- I hope you all have enjoyed our show thank you for coming, please exit to the rear.
Stay tuned, we will have MOSTLY new characters and an ALL NEW BACKGROUND next season! j/k Brought to you by DarkVegito!
