Last time in SW Theatre...
The Duck King was patiently waiting for his women. His perverted thoughts
began to overtake him. Soon enough, Morrigan and company had arrived. He
was really in for a treat.
The moment The Duckster turned around, his shorts just dropped. He didn't
even touch them. AMAZING! Probably another one of his flashy moves.
The Duckster is "just that much." He's too busy puttin the moves on the ladies
to notice Geeves over there. What does he mean by "...it is almost time?"
The Duck doesn't want to go. He is just getting started, im sure each and
EVERY one of you feel his pain. Well, the Duck is gonna go out with a BANG!
(no pun intended)
...or maybe he will just be the victim of an overly embarrassing fall to
the floor. Either way he is still going whether he wants to or not. Morrigan
seems to be starting some form of teleportation. Too bad, he could have had
so much "fun."
ENTER THE MAGNIFICENT 10! Lord Jedah The Iniquitous' personal forces of evil.
They are the answer to the Celestial 9 and are responsible for bringing down
their opposition thus far. There is no leader among the group, they all answer
to Jedah.
Speaking are, Thanos, The Unborn Cosmic Evil and Dr. Doom, no...it's just
Dr. Doom. They are trying to anticipate what course of action the Celestial
9 will take on the designated day of their engagement. Both are confident
that the Magnificent 10 will be notorious no matter what the outcome may
be.
Donovan, The Sorcerist Prophet questions the future of The Gambit whom is
being held as a hostage in the Nether Realm. Magnus, The Wise One is set
on deceiving the Celestial 9 by killing the hostage anyway. Regardless of
what he wants, it is the Lord's order. They MUST do it.
The Strider offers to do away with The Gambit. Is the Gambit his match? Also,
what has he been doing all of this time. Is he locked in the bowels of a
filthy, disgusting dungeon? Maybe... Xavior offers to join him but hey, isn't
Xavior one of the...nah it couldn't be...nevermind.
Meanwhile, some place in the Nether Relam. Captain Commando is desperately
looking for a way out. He has been walking for days and still hasn't seen
the slightest sign of life...or death for that matter. However, he sees a
shadowy figure up ahead. Who could it be? Commando prepares himself for a
possible enemy.
Hey what a surprise it isn't an enemy at all! It is THE GAMBIT! They have
finally found each other. Captain Commando disappeared without a trace when
the Hand of Darkness snatched him. No one even mentioned his whereabouts.
Perhaps Gambit has some helpful info. They are much better off now that they
are together. Xavior and The Strider should be approaching them at any time
now. Will they make it!? Find out next time on SW THEATRE!
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