Hey look who it is. Out good ol' friend, The Duck King. It seems as though he had to walk to the Nether Realm, what a shame. Or as Morrigan would say, "Aww poor Ducky..." However, The Duck King has no idea where he is. Neither do I...it looks like an old castle or somethin. Anyway, he thought about the reason he came..."Where are the women that Jedah talked about" he thought...When the Duck King looked around, once again, the sex demon appeared right before his eyes. He nearly had a heart attack.
She called him "Ducky", he really liked that, it had a ring to it. When he took a good look at her, he JUMPED for joy! He was just overwhelmed by her dark beauty. She actually seems interested in him...
Jedah had abducted him quite some time ago, so he had grown hungry. So he asked Morrigan to give him somethin to eat before they "got it down." "As you wish" she said...good looks and she can cook, it looks like the Duckster has found a winner.
Man, this guy is eating like he never ate before. He is gobbling so fast there appears to be four of him. Can a demon really cook that good?
After he is finished he jumps up putting on quite a display finishing it off with one of his super flashy moves. He is rejuvenated!
Now back to business, The Duckster didn't sell out for no reason now did he? Hell no! The Duck King is reaady to hop in the "sack" but Morrigan seems lost...I guess demons are not familiar with slang. The Duck is getting closer, he ready to reach out touch somebody, oh wait...too late he already did.
But suddenly, he swiftly hops up and withdraws his hand from her curvacious person. It just hit him like a boot to the face, where are all of the other chicks that Jedah told him about. He didn't sell out for just one, he sold out for many. However, if it really came down to it, I think he would settle for just morrigan. Is she not good enough?
Morrigan isn't ready for the Duckster. She is doubting that he really made the conversion from good to evil. She might just take a chance on him anyway, she doesn't deal with the "good" guys. The Duck King didn't like that at all. He knows what it means to be evil, just look at his hoodie. That's is not just fashion, that is "EEEEEEEEVVVIIIIIILLLL" I really think The Duckster was meant for the evil side. I mean he sold out so he could "sin" (if you know what I mean) and aren't sinners evil? You be the judge.
Duck King seems to have drifted off into his own little world of perversion. He seems to have a hell of a mental picture, but WAIT, Morrigan has returned with some COMPANY. The Duckster is really in for something special now...or is he. On a whole, did he really make a bad decision? Oh c'mon people, have some INTEGRITY, you KNOW that if you were in his shoes, you would have done it TOO! So what he do with them, or better yet, what will they do with him? Find out in the next installment of SW THEATRE!
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